Death by a thousand paper cuts-

After the opener and walking away to get back to your workout or set now you’re on friendly terms. Unlike a bar or club you know for a fact you’ll see her again usually at the same time for weeks/ months to come so there’s no need to force a number close or date in the first conversation. Good gym game is basically one long conversation spread out over a couple of weeks to even months. Don’t go out of your way to talk to her, wait till you run into each other at a common work out area or on your way to get water, but don’t walk across the gym to say hi. One conversation might be about what she does and the fact that she either works close by to the gym or lives close by. Then another conversation might be about where you went to school or if she’s from the area. This is just warm ups to make her feel comfortable talking to you in the gym surrounded by sweaty people and onlookers. If you do this smooth and discrete soon you’ll notice she’s coming over to your section of the gym to say hi or see what’s up, good sign. The crucial move is on Monday or Tuesday you fish for information about how her weekend was. Where she went, who she was with. You’re looking for a lifestyle pattern and most importantly if she’s married or has a boyfriend. “My girls and I went dancing at Shadowroom.” “I hung out on the roof top of Clarendon Ballroom with some friends for a few drinks” “I had dinner with some friends at Marvin’s then went to Tattoo” If she says something about her and her boyfriend doing something she’s letting you know that she’s taken and just remain on casual friendly terms. If you don’t here anything about other guys keep on flirting. If you’ve hung out all over then follow up whatever she says with, “Yeah I’ve been there a couple of times”. Then tell her about you’re awesome weekend with the boys (leave out the part about doing whipits with Steve-O and Gary Busey then going home with this chick). After two or three different conversation like this about her past weekend, THEN start asking what her upcoming weekend plans are and eventually invite her and her girls to meet up with you and your boys at a certain venue (so one monday you ask about her weekend, next monday ask about her weekend, third monday ask then if you see her that Wed /thursday bring up what’s going on that weekend for the invite… confused, good). Depending on how the flow has been going you can even just invite her out to meet up with your group of friends for a drink. Unless she’s giving you incredibly high signs she wants you to take her out on a date and bang her (like she rubs her nipples while talking to you) don’t go straight for the “one on one” date right away. Trust me if she comes up with a way to reject you, you might as well find another gym to workout at. GYM REJECTION IS CRUSHING! So keep it friendly and ambiguous until the right time.

Final words

You don’t have to be a big guy but what you want is the big guys to respect you and know, “you do work” in the gym, that you’re not one of those pussies that barely workout or start and stop every couple of weeks. You want her to see you spotting a huge guy pushing weight or being spotted by one or over hear you yucking it up with a group of them as they talk about a night or weekend out. You could be a skinny dude but mentally she’ll start associating you with one of the big boys making you an alpha by association. Also walk around with a certain confidence about yourself like you have two nuts and you know what the fuck you’re doing in a gym. You own the place and she’s just paying rent. This swagger will help your confidence when you approach a hot chick in the gym. Good luck boys and always do work.

Give the new hot chick some time (ignore her)-

When a new hot chick starts working out at your gym for the love of God do not approach her in her first week!!! I would suggest waiting 3 to 4 weeks. It’s best to let other guys like in the first paragraph blow their game loads early on a new hot chick. You keep your head down and focus on your workouts. You’ll notice a lot of guys straight checking her out, making it obvious, gassing her up and boosting her self esteem through visual recognition. Act like you don’t even notice her, better yet give her annoying looks if you have to look in her direction. Like, “oh god, it’s you again, great”.

Introduction

Around this time of year in gyms across America there is an exponential increase in hot young ladies. Summer is less than a week away so of course they’re trying to crash diet and purge into bathing suit shape or there’s a nice little increase of college mommies home on break. This brings out “that guy”. We’ve all seen him, wearing John Stockton short shorts and a V neck T. Bad hair plugs, smelling of Drakkar cologne and chewing two pieces of cinnamon gum. He hit’s on EVERY girl in the gym. In 45 minutes he’s done two sets of alternating biceps curls (15 lbs) and manages to spend most of the time in the stretching area, doing the splits just so one nut happens to hang out . The truth is gym game is up there with day game as one of the toughest types of game to pull off. Depending on your target, you’re basically dealing with a girl focused on her workout and not looking to be picked up. If she just finished doing some cardio then her hair might be a little messed up and her cooter is sweaty. No matter, these girls can still get got. Since I spend most of my time in the gym and am convinced that I’ll probably meet my wife there (or in rehab), I’ve got some tips that can help most guys when it comes to spitting game in the gym. Try to use them to avoid looking awkward; like the retarded white chick with Downs on this seasons America’s Next Top Model, Allison.

Keep it one at a time

Don’t be one of those guys who talks to EVERY girl in the gym. Keep it to only the hot ones and one or two in a session. If not you’ll get a reputation as that guy who comes to the gym just to hit on girls. There are mirrors everywhere, you’re always being watched, keep it on the low… duh

Open short but crucial

Again timing is everything. I shouldn’t have to say this but don’t go up to her in the middle of her set or while she’s running on a treadmill (I’ve seen guys do this). When she’s resting in between a set is good but right after she’s finished one station and about to move to another is better. Your opener should be extremely short but let her know you’ve noticed her BUT you’re not a creepy stalker. Looking at types of work out clothing and reading t shirts then tying it back to the workout goes a long way. For example “Wow, you’re even dedicated enough to come in on a Friday afternoon instead of going to HH like most people” Be careful using humor especially if you’re not usually funny. Just remember open short and keep it simple. Whatever her answer to your question or statement is keep a time clock running in your mind and then let her know you’ve got to get back to your set. Under no circumstance should you ever go up to a girl and give her workout advice or show her how to correctly do something as an opener. You’ll look like and she’ll think that you’re a complete douche.

Own your turf

Just like in the club/bar girls are attracted to confident alpha’s and swagger. In a gym environment you’re surrounded by plenty of huge guys in better shape than you’ll ever be. Don’t let this discourage you. When you first join a gym don’t worry about picking up girls. Do work and get in the best shape you can be. Then slowly but surely start making friends with meat heads and the young guys you ask for spots. Even workout with them a couple of times.

Peep her peeping you

Just like in a lounge or a club, your chances of success obviously increase when you notice the girl checking you out first, this means you’ll have to be checking her out on the sly. With most gyms there are mirrors everywhere which will help you notice if she’s checking you out without creeping her out by gawking as she does hamstring curls. USE THE MIRRORS. During her breaks in between sets if she keeps glancing at your area or even at you then game on. Timing is everything. The reason I bring this up is the fact to me the gym is a sacred place. If she hasn’t even peeped you once or if she does and she gives you a, “look at that fucking retard, what the fuck is doing” look. Then approaching will be a waste of your time and hers when she’s there just trying to get her work out done and leave.